Hogwarts MOO

10Sep/090

Herbology Treasure Hunt!

(OOC: 1912-1913 school year. Pre-Hogwarts students are visiting; snippets of the treasure hunt are viewed through the designers and some of the puppets.)

,-[ Hogwarts - Library ]------------------------------------------------------.

Bad day." Nancy Derwent-Sinclair returns emphatically. "We're losing, and I've got all this work to do and it's my N.E.W.T year and my trial for the Rochester Rifles is next week and the school is full of -small children-." the prefect makes a face, her words running together in their urgency. It is clear that the Quidditch Captain thinks of little but sport. And small children.

Hestia Davies shakes her head, "I've seen you play." Hestia herself was Quidditch-mad, a Beater on her house team, "I should think you'll do fine at your tryouts. Rochester would be foolish to let you go." But as for N.E.W.Ts...Hestia was still thinking about her own O.W.L.s. "Not many of the Littles have come into here." She flashes a beaming grin, "Melissa and I are giving them a treasure hunt." Looking up as the Slytherin arrives, "'Lis! There you are! I haven't fed Nosfer all day. He's hungry!"

A head peeks through the door into the room, taking a moment to look around before the rest of Melissa Talison comes into appearance. The Slytherin shoots a grin at Hestia, with a smaller but no less cheerful nod of greeting to the Hufflepuff with her. "Hungry? Oh, he'll do a /lovely/ job, then!" With a short laugh, she brings herself closer to the others present, careful as always not to trip on the edge of her robe as she moves.

Nancy Derwent-Sinclair smiles wryly, her tea coloured locks shaking at the movement. "Well, I wouldn't if I was them. And if Sennet wasn't cracking the homework whip at me." She stabs uneasily at the desk, shoulders rolling back. "My parents say they won't keep me while I'm looking for a professional Quidditch contract unless I get decent NEWTS." she explains. "They think it's too risky, gambling everything on a sport like that--" she breaks off at the news of a treasure hunt. "Really? In the castle? Do you think any of them might fall down the pit room and get stuck until the trip is over?"

Ahhhh." Hestia Davies's own mother was Quidditch-mad herself, so she couldn't imagine any such ultimatum coming from her. But then, Hesti wasn't the player Nancy was, nor that Andrea had been. Of course, Hesti was still only a third-year. "Well...I'd offer to help you study for the NEWTs, but, I'm just preparing for my OWLs." She moves, clearing a seat for Melissa. In front of the Gryffindor are maps of the castle, and plans and plots for the treasure hunt. At The Hufflepuff's last question she shares a mischievous grin with 'Lis. "We certainly /hope/ so."

Melissa Talison plops down in the offered seat, legs curling under the chair as she leans forward to study what Hestia has laid out. "We don't have OWLs for another year yet. Do we?" Worried look switches quickly back to a smile. "I haven't wanted to think about those.. Or NEWTs. But I'm sure you'll do fine," she adds quickly, to Nancy. Not that she's ever really talked to the older girl before. "I /know/ your good enough at quidditch, anyway.. I wouldn't miss a game if I could help it." Ever rambling, she easily switches topics to her and Hestia's plotting. "/Some/ of them should get stuck, I'm sure. Or lost somewhere else, at any rate.. it'll be just splendid."

Nancy Derwent-Sinclair's stabs her quill onto paper, breaking the nib with no little delight. "Oh dear. No nib. Can't really do my essay now." she considers, the prefect's usually stringent goody-two-shoes appearance shattered by exam and quidditch stress. And the small children. "How will it work then, this treasure hunt? Are you going to have enchanted clues and things?" she inquires, interested despite herself.

Take a look at this map 'Lis...is that where the Tub 'O Bladderwrack is going?" Shaking her head at the Slythie's question, Hestia Davies admits, "No. End of next year. But, I thought I'd get started early." Because Kieran was likely to do /very/ well. And Hesti liked to keep up with the boy. Turning to Nancy she grins, and doesn't offer a spare nib (because really, she would ask if she wanted, wouldn't she?) "We're using plants. Nipping Narsium, Vanishing Vines. A living Topiary....it's that one that should lead the littles to the Pit."

Hand is raised to shove back hair, keeping it out of her eyes as the Slytherin girl tilts her head toward the indicated area. "There?" Finger is shoved at the map. "That's where it should be, so they'll see it when they come down the stairs." Melissa Talison slides back on her seat again, just a bit, looking back up at her companions. "Owls, too. But mostly plants. They're not all so interesting," or as dangerous as she would like, one can suppose, "But we've got some good ones."

,-[ Hogwarts - Roof Balcony ]-------------------------------------------------.

Hestia Davies grins as she leads the little ones up onto the roof. "Everyone, please stay away from the edges, we'd probably loose points if we let one of you fall off. And Gryffindor is only in the lead by 3 points!" Hestia flounces over and stands by Melissa. "Welcome to the great Herbology Treasure Hunt! The prize will be something very unusual, and very tasty. Oh. And candy too. I've already introduced myself. This is my partner, Melissa Talison. She's a Slytherin. I'm a Gryffindor."

Shiara O'Shay makes her way up onto the roof, hanging neary Clover and Carmen as she looks about, nearly tempted to peek over the edge, but she heeds the warning, and doesn't.

Carmen Elle blinks a bit as she trails in behind Hestia and nearby Shiara. Glancing at the edges - what fun that''d be to just jump off of. A wave is offered to the two girls and muttering, "Claira..is in Ravenclaw..Naiya is too..they're related to me..y'know.." Once again announcing softly to Clover and Shiara.

Melissa Talison turns from looking out over the roof as the group arrives, offering a smile to Hestia and to the younger ones following her as well. As she is introduced, one hand is lifted in a wave to the group. "Hello, and as she said, welcome! Oh. You can call me just 'Lissa, if you like." Curious eyes dart over the young ones.

It looks like a chimney forest up here..." Turning, the little girl grins at Carmen and Shiara. "I've never been this high before ever in my life." Then, lowering her voice, she glances at the older girls. "I wonder what the tasty prize will be, if it isn't the candy?" Clover Davies nods toward Hestia, "She's related to me. I think."

Yeah. Uncle Mai and his cousin look alike but are as different as I am from my younger brother." Donovan Boru says looking at Lissa,"Hello 'Lissa. Slytherin. Hrm." Mental note. Slytherin.

Carmen Elle shoots a glare at Donovan as she mutters something quietly to the two girls she is standing with, "He is so nosy an' annoying." Ugh! Fists balling up some before avoiding any attention drawn towards her by habitally smoothing out her dress..

All right. This treasure hunt will lead you to some room in this castle where we have hidden the prize. First prize goes to the first child down. The rest....who make it...will get a consolation prize. If you get lost in the castle though..." Hestia Davies just shrugs. "Three rules. 1) Always use a staircase you come to, 2) Never go backward, and 3)If you come into a room with just one other door. Use it. Any questions so far?"

Shiara O'Shay shakes her head slightly before turning towards the other girls. "So, we're not supposed to backtrack then?" She enquires softly of, well, no one in particular. "That makes very little sense."

Clover Davies glances at Donovan and shrugs to Carmen's whispers. She had been mad at him before, but Mr. McCullough had helped her understand a little better. "I think he knows her. That Hestia girl." That cousin of hers. "Will we get lost and....be lost?" Would Mr. McCullough come looking for her, if she did? Would her daddy?

Carmen Elle shrugs yet again, "Oh well." Silencing herself as she listens to the questions. "Alright." Shrugging yet again, "Simple..rules.." That fact she could get lost doesn't really bother her..yet..

Right. Don't backtrack. You have to go forward to go back." Oh, Hestia Davies was sure that made so much more sense. Grinning over at Melissa, then down at their charges, "You begin on the landing below. My owl is waiting there. If you find a way to feed him...he'll give you the first clue."

Melissa Talison grins back at Hestia, having finished her scan of the visiting students, and determining she knows none of them yet. "Have fun!" she says, her own little instructions to add to the more helpful ones that Hestia gives. "And good luck."

Carmen Elle smiles some, before she pivets on her heel, facing the direction towards the landing down below. Tilting her head at Clover and Shiara, "Coming?" Obviously she doesn't care to be doing this alone at the moment.

Smiling faintly at Melissa, and less so at the other girl, Clover Davies gives a quick nod. "I'm coming..."

(OOC) Hestia Davies: They just fed the owl! Now they have to scramble for the card to get the next clue.

(OOC) Hestia Davies: They're being followed around by the Headmaster of the boy's school. Who has made an enemy of all of them. Especially after forcing the girls into a debate with a boy on who was better. Witches or Wizards. LOL

(OOC) Hestia Davies: Now he's trying to get the girls to tell him who their alts are. He finally left. He was slowing the RP down terribly.

(OOC) Hestia Davies: I got them moving, they're in the pit room now, finally. I'll try to keep them moving about.

(OOC) Hestia Davies: They're cute! It's too bad you can't see them RPing. Spike had to drag them to the pit room practically. (I want to keep Spike!)

King Arthur> ,-[ Hogwarts - The Circle ]------------------------------------.

King Arthur> Dusting herself off...as best she could, her white apron was soiled and /ruined/ now, Clover Davies looks around with a sigh. "Where are we now?" Looking around the room she shakes her head, "Eight doors. And...there's another owl. Does Hestia have two?"

King Arthur> King Arthur is sitting peacefully on the floor, head tucked down, perhaps resting. At the group drops in he raises his head, staring at them with large owl eyes. After a moment, wings start into motion, and he rises into the air above them.

King Arthur> Shiara O'Shay falls through and lands on her but, yet again. "Oy, I'm going to need an ice pack after this," she states as she stands and rubs at her rear. "Okay, another owl, what to do now? What does this one want?"

King Arthur> Carmen Elle falls from the trap door unsuspectingly and then landing yet again. Cringing some, before standing up. Deep breaths are taken to keep her from screaming in pain. The first thing she notices is the owl which flys upwards. "Oh."

King Arthur> Dusting himself off again,"Is ea. Shall we see if we can figure it out?" Donovan Boru says examining the owl while rubbing the arm he landed on."We're all taking beatings from this that's for sure."

King Arthur> Clover Davies sighing, Clover eyes the new owl. "Well then little owl? I'm afraid those owls up in the attic got all the bread. What do you want?" Could owls, even magic ones, understand speech? Clover had no idea. "I hope it won't send us down anymore trap doors!"

King Arthur> King Arthur takes off in a small, slow circle above the place where he had been resting, taking the time to wake up his wings. That done, he seems to peer down at the students for a moment, then silently swoops toward the south door, stopping to hover where he is when he reaches it.

King Arthur> "Shall we then? Looks like the next course of action is to head south." Donovan Boru says smiling slightly at the rest of them,"/Hopefully/ it won't involved any more falls but we'll see. Maybe we're getting close to the end." Hope. Pray. Ok. Breathe. TIme is wasting.

King Arthur> Shiara O'Shay chuckles and watches the owl. "I suppose that's where you want us to go?" She enquires. "I really hope there won't be anymore trap doors to fall through, my rear hurts enough as it is," at this a chuckle is offered and she moves onward.

King Arthur> Clover Davies sighs. "Very well then Owl." Glancing dubiously at the south door, she nods to the other children. South it was. But if she fell somewhere one more time, she wasn't going to be very happy. "Let's go. Come on Carmen..."

King Arthur> Carmen Elle nods some while watching the owl hover over towards the Southern exit, "I know what that means." She speaks quietly, after being dragged along by the dog-plant-thing earlier. Trudging on aftter the trio. "I hope it's the end soon.." Sighing some as she points to her dress, the poofy-slip completely torn off now.

(OOC) Melissa Talison: And they're off! All you again until the.. something floor. Until they pass the twisty passage. :P

(OOC) Hestia Davies: Akc! We didn't need the Singing Senna in that room after all. It has only one exit, the children would have gone west anyway.

Vanishing Vine> ,-[ Hogwarts - Southwest Circling Corridor ]----------------.

Vanishing Vine> Shiara O'Shay makes her way in, somewhere amidst the group. "Okay, now we're here, where to from this point?"

Vanishing Vine> Clover Davies gestures to the Vine. "Another plant. That seems to be the kind of clues we get." Shrugging, "Hestia and Melissa must like them."

Vanishing Vine> Vanishing Vine is lying on the floor, for all the world like someone had taken a vine and just dropped it. Except for the fact that it is crawling, slowly, northeast. It vanishes as it nears the door, not able to be seen for a moment.

Vanishing Vine> Stepping into the room the plant is noticed fairly early on,"What's this? Well it is an Herbology Treasure Hunt." Donovan Boru says laughing slightly and looking at the Vanishing vine more carefully,"What do you think this one is?"

Vanishing Vine> Clover Davies giggles and points to the north east. "I think it crawls. I guess it wants us to use that door? Did it just disappear?" Disappearing plants? And she thought Mrs. Porter's was an exciting place!

Vanishing Vine> Shiara O'Shay watches the vine. "Where did it go?" She enquires slightly as she peers where she last saw it, in an northeastern direction.

Dungeon Dandelion> ,-[ Hogwarts - Entrance Hall; Northern Section ]---------.

Dungeon Dandelion> "Well...there's another of my cousin's plants." My cousin now. How easy it sounded to say that. "I've seen that in a book. Donovan...Clover Davies looks at the only boy in the group, "You read a lot...do you know what it is?"

Dungeon Dandelion> Dungeon Dandelion is not a mobile plant; he's in a pot. Poor thing. He - it - is not doing much except sitting near the wall by the eastern exit, 'enjoying' the amount of light available in the hallway.

Dungeon Dandelion> Shiara O'Shay looks at the plant. "Yeah, certianly seems like she has a things for plants and what not, but this is a herbolagy thing, or at least themed in the manner. At any rate, doesn't look like it can move very far," she states stepping a bit closer to the plant.

Dungeon Dandelion> "Dungeon Dandelion... Ummm..." Donovan Boru says raking his hair while he examines it trying to remember something more than the name,"I thought they prefered darkness but I could be wrong... It might be able to move provided it isn't in a pot... See how the leaves are so pale, usually you don't find that in sunny plants."

Dungeon Dandelion> "Right. Dungeon Dandelion. I knew I'd heard of it. The poor thing. It doesn't look happy here at all. It should be in the dungeons...." She stops, and looks at her compatriots. "Maybe...that's where we're meant to be?" Clover Davies looks back at the plant, "Does anyone know where the Dungeons are?"

Dungeon Dandelion> Shiara O'Shay shakes her head softly. "I dunno, but perhaps we're supposed to go in the direction of the plant," she offers with a shrug.

Dungeon Dandelion> "Well I think the entrance is by the Southern Section of the room.... But they usually place them near the exit they want us to use so why don't we head to the east?" Donovan Boru says biting his lips between sentences.

Dungeon Dandelion> Clover Davies shrugs, "As good an answer as any I guess." East then, it was. "Ready?" Clover was American. They most definitely did not have dungeons in America.

Tub O'Bladderwrack> ,-[ Hogwarts - Dungeon Center ]-------------------------.

Tub O'Bladderwrack> Clover Davies peers into the tub and wrinkles her nose. "That....looks as bad as the Mushy Peas they make us eat for dinner sometimes. I...what do you suppose we do with this?"

Tub O'Bladderwrack> Shiara O'Shay peers and shudders. "It does, doesn't it? And honestly, I have no idea what it may be," yet another shudder is offered as she looks about the dungeon center.

Tub O'Bladderwrack> "A little like dulamon." Donovan Boru says slipping into Irish for a moment,"It seems to move most when something approaches." He comments as it begins squirming even more as he approaches,"What to do with it though..."

Tub O'Bladderwrack> Tub O'Bladderwrack rests in the middle of the dungeon. A tub of sorts, filled with slimey looking greens. And these /do/ move, as if the contents of the tub needed to be any more disgusting. There may be an occasional glimpse of.. something.. inside, other than just the walls of the tub and the plants, if one is looking quite closely.

Tub O'Bladderwrack> Clover Davies moves closer to the tub. "I...." Was that something..."Do you two see something glinting in that tub?" Grimacing, but determined to win this hunt now that she had spoiled her dress, Clover splashes her hand into the center of the tub.

Tub O'Bladderwrack> The contents of the Tub O'Bladderwrack wriggle, sqirm, and twist around the hand that makes its way into it, but at the same time yield before it, giving way to the note resting at the bottom of the slimey soup.

Tub O'Bladderwrack> Clover Davies snatches the note off the bottom of the tub. Hmmm...must be spelled to keep it dry. Very clever. "We go east." Because that's what it said. East, and South. Hestia and Melissa must have taken pity on them by now.

,-[ Hogwarts - Dungeon Cell ]-------------------------------------------------.

You made it!" Hestia Davies is standing in the center of the dungeon's cell with Melissa, confetti at the ready. Tossing the little bits of red, gold, green, and silver paper over the trio's heads, the older girl grins. "Congratulations. Melissa, do you have the brains?"

Brains?" Donovan Boru asks brushing a little bit of the paper from his hair and looking at Hestia as if she were a little off her rocker.

Melissa Talison pulls a container from her pocket just as the students come in, adding her out exclamation on "Congratulations!" as she withdraws it. Resting the container, which is filled with a whitish substance, on the palms of both hands, she holds it out ceremoniously.

What..." Looking up dubiously at the white stuff, Clover Davies backs away from Melissa's hands. "What on earth is that. What..." Was that their prize?

Ummm... yeah... what /exactly/ is that stuff." Donovan Boru asks a little wary of the substance. He's not sure whether to take it or run away from it.

It's brains," Melissa Talison repeats Hestia's words, shooting a grin at her Gryffindor companion. "Go on, try some. You really couldn't ask for a tastier prize."

Brains? You want us to eat Brains?" Taking another step back Clover Davies bumps into the door of the cell. "Donovan can eat brains if he wants. But I'm not." Then, blinking, she asks, "Whose brains?"

You expect him to do /WHAT/? Donovan Boru looks at the pair nervously following Clover's lead of backing to the back of the room,"What /kind/ of brain? Are you nuts?! Normal people don't eat the brains of things. Well unless you're in India and then you eat Monkey Brains but... That's different." He doesn't sound fond of the idea/.

Hestia Davies shrugs, "Suit yourselves then. But to get the real prize, you have to eat these Lizercundium brains." Grinning, Hestia moves to stand beside Melissa. "Trust us. Have we steered you wrong at all? You'll /like/ them."

Lizard brains! WE," and she includes Donovan in this, "Are not eating lizard brains. That's....well that's very unladylike." Clover Davies grins over at the boy, "And it's not gentlemanly either."

Lizercundium... That's a plant isn't it?" Donovan Boru says blinking slightly and smiling at Clover."If you tell us what Lizercundium is, I will try a bit and that way Clover will know if they are poisonous." Hehe Gentlemanly, no? Boy dies, girl knows it is poisonous.

Melissa Talison pushes her hands, and therefore the container of brains, farther forward. Almost an insistence that the two try some. "You really /will/ like them, promise. It /is/ a plant; I've never tried /lizard/ brains.. could always feed some to Jamie, see what he thinks.." Somehow, she remembers the actual topic at hand. "Yes. Plant brains, just plants. And not poisonous, neither."

You just performed a double negative...." Donovan Boru says a tad bit warily, "Does that mean that they are indeed poisonous or was it simply a slip of the tongue that caused you to negate your negative statement." Ok. The boy is too much a fan of brains. He does reach forward for the brains. Oh dear. he might as well get it over with.

Right Dono. Plant brains. You /know/ how I like plants." Well, he would if Maidhc had ever mentioned her. How could one mention Hestia Davies and /not/ bring up plants or Quidditch. "Go on, try them. 'Lis and I love them. And we eat them all the time."

A double negative? Clover Davies peers at Donovan and grins. Her grin widens in surprise as he takes a chance at the Brains. He was going to eat them! There better be a /big/ prize for eating brains! Would Clover Davies have to? Well, Donovan would tell her if they were terrible...

Melissa Talison just blinks at Donovan. "What?" Oh well; at least he's trying them. 'Lissa nods after Hestia's comment, a definite agreement to what the other said.

Shiara O'Shay peers at the lizercundium brains. "Umm, are these, edible?"

Very cautiously Donovan Boru takes a bit of the 'brains' and pops it into his mouth very quickly before smiling slightly,"Hey these are actually tolerable. The substance tastes vaguely familiar..." He pauses for a moment as if searching his brain for more info,"I can't remember why the name feels familiar..."

As she watches Clover take a tentative bite of the sticky white goo, Hestia Davies grins. "They're used to make candy. Scrumdidyumptious and the like. And that really /is/ the brain of the plant. It's semi-sentient." As the younger girl grins, apparently liking the substance, Hestia Davies's face brightens. "Excellent. Now you," she nods at Shiara.

Shiara O'Shay shrugs slightly and takes a bit, if Clover can do it, she can do. "So, they make candy out of this stuff or something?"

It's what makes the candy sweet," Melissa Talison replies, pleased with the general reaction. "I think that's what it does, anyway, wasn't it Hestia?"

Hestia Davies nods. "Yes. Magic candy anyway. Some of it." She grins at her year-mate, "So, should we give them the real prize now? We didn't think three of you would make it together. So we're sorry but you have to share the prize."

I don't think any of us could have done it by ourselves." Donovan Boru says smiling at Shiara and Clover,"We all had talents." yeah like Encyclopedia boy, fearless girl, and Shiara. Sapphire eyes sparkle slightly,"Give me only a small amount. I don't eat it but I'll send it to someone who does and they can only have small amounts."

Melissa Talison chuckles quietly. "I suppose they deserve it, don't you? How'd it go with all.. everything, anyway?" Second part of course being directed to the younger, yet-to-be Hogwarts students. With another blink for Donovan, as well. "You don't eat it? But.. How?"

Shiara O'Shay grins slightly. "This is good stuff," she notes with a grin. "And he's right, none of us could have done this without everyone elses help, I'm sure we'd have all ended up lost otherwise." A nod is offered to afferm her statement. "It was quite fun as well, exploring the school, I expect we all know our way around here just a little bit better than we did when we started out."

Oh! And maybe we won't get as lost when we come to school here..." But then Clover Davies wouldn't be coming to school here for more than a year.

I guess they do. Give them the prize Melissa." Hestia Davies reaches out and takes a snip of the brains for herself.

Melissa Talison shifts the container of brains to one hand, finding and then offering a bag of candies with the other. "Here you are. Enjoy!" And as soon as they take the bag, she's going after a bit of brains for herself as well.

9Sep/091

Twink with Style!

(OOC: 1912 flashback scene... serious twink style this time.)

ADMIN NOTE: This log does not officially occur in the game's timeline. It was meant to be a fun scene in which all parties make fun of themselves. Nothing in this log is to be taken seriously, and none of it is canon as far as the game is concerned.

Basically, none of this ever happened.

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Jessa Luna hovers into the rose garden humming to herself, her wand pointed at her feet. Her hair is straight and unstyled and falls to her mid-back. She is wearing a Slytherin school uniform and a robe that is undone and displays the hint of her feminine curves.

John Winters is in the rose garden trying to escape all the evil magic. He is sitting with a history book because history is not evil. He wears black robes and does not have his wand, but is safe because his cousin is a teacher.

Sitting up in the tree, Astra Rathe has somehow managed to get up there. The hood of her cloak is actually not pulled back for once and she watches the other students from her high perch. A backpack hangs off another branch nearby and she seems pretty comfortable where she's at. She isn't wearing the mandated school uniform, or if she is it can't be seen because her black inky robe is not the kind that opens in the front and it is very long.

Eva Wexler walks into the rose garden with a gaggle of boys behind her. "Go /away/," she tells them with a slightly dramatic sigh. The young girl is wearing a Ravenclaw uniform which follows her curvy body, and her skirt is too short because of a gorwth spurt that she had recently. "I don't like any of you, go away," she tells them again before going to sit down and crossing her legs then opening a book she was carrying.

Jessa Luna stares at Eva with a slightly annoyed expression, partly because of the boys but also because Eva is a Ravenclaw -- and if there's one thing that Jessa has never liked here at Hogwarts, it's Ravenclaws. She makes a point of turning her nose up at Eva and, with a bare glance to John, distracts herself by trying to climb the tree along with Astra. Because she is quite good at magic even though she cannot read, she does this by waving her wand and making her Wingardium Leviosa spell work even better, and she floats up into the branches of the tree, wrapping her legs around one branch and greeting Astra with a supercilious, "Good morning."

Why are you floating?" Eva asks Jessa, looking at her with a haughty expression. Eva doesn't like Slytherins. They're evil. "Hi, there," she tells John.

John Winters glares at Jessa as she is using magic to get around, which he would never do. He sighs dramatically and keeps glaring at her as she is up in the tree. John doesn't mind Eva, because she has not done anything but read. "What book is that?"

Eva says, "It's a muggle book - Pride & Prejudice. Have you read it?"

John says, "I haven't but my sisters like it. I have read the Bible and I read about nature and cultures and history."

Staring openly at the other Slytherin Astra back up just a little on the branch because she doesn't want to fall off and be thought of as clumsy. Pulling up the hood of her cloak the girl shrugs up her shoulders in a defensive position and stares in awe at the Jessa. Hi. She waits a little longer before adding, in an affected and raspy whisper You're really good at that. You must have practiced a long time. Looking down at the ground to see what's going on down there she watches the other students with the same guarded body language as if afraid of the entire world.

Eva says, "You should come down form the tree, you could fall."

Of course I haven't read it!" Jessa replies defensively, though she does not fall out of the tree. She just glares at Eva a little more and with a very supercilious smile she informs the stupid Ravenclaw girl, "I like doing it," because she just knows that the Ravenclaw isn't capable of doing something like that. Just to show off, she stands on the branch with one foot, keeping herself perfectly balanced with magic as she comments to Astra, "I haven't practiced very much, no."

John Winters is not afraid of anyone. He is going to convert the entire student body when they realize how wrong they are, including his cousin, even though she doesn't agree with him. "Your soul will get hurt. You should climb down and skip classes tomorrow with me. I am going to learn to swim in the lake."

You should read it," Eva says to Jessa with a nod then looks at John again with a shrug. "I like it. I've never read the bible. I don't think I care to. I heard it's just tragic stories. I like romance stories. History is fun sometimes but it gets boring."

Eva says, "I like swimming! Can I come too?"

John says, "Yes! But you should read it because it is not just stories. We could have a picnic at the lake with swimming."

I don't want to read it!" Jessa replies scathingly and superciliously, flipping her hair over her shoulder and smirking in a self-satisfied way at the idiot Ravenclaw girl. "I have better things to do in my time than read books."

Eva says, "Like climbing stupid old trees?"

I won't fall! I climb trees all the time at home and I climb on everything. Father says I'd be a squirrel if I were an animal." Astra responds quietly even if the remark wasn't meant for her. Looking at the boy curiously Astra decides to pull back the hood of her cloak, maybe these other students aren't so scary after all. "I can swim a little, but fishing is better." "Did you ever see the big old squid?"

Jessa Luna flips her hair again, but smiles with just a hint of chagrin, nodding her head at Eva in a very condescending way. "I know it hurts you that you can't do things like this, but that's just because you're freak girl." To John, in a stage whisper, she adds, "Eva is a freak girl because she has a clone."

Eva says, "She's not a clone she's my twin sister!"

Eva says, "You're just jealous."

John Winters looks up at Astra even thought she is in the tree and evil. "It is a lake, we can go fishing too. You should come to the picnic. What is the squid?" John is not scared of a squid but maybe it would be cool to see it.

Eva Wexler moves over to where John is. "I like picnics and swimming. We live near the shore so I'm very good at swimming. I even brought my bathing suit to school this year!"

Jessa says, "The only reason to bring a bathing suit is so you can show off your body which is a bit SINFUL," %n opines in a supercilious way, raising an eyebrow at Eva and pursing her lips disapprovingly. "I suspect that we know already who the first pregnant girl is going to be, don't we?" She looks to the others for approval, then folds her arms and glares at Eva. "Unless her /clone/ does it first.""

John Winters smiles at Eva and is happy that she will be friends with him. "You live near the shore? Where do you live? I don't have a swimsuit but I have some pants and I cut the legs off them because they were getting too short." He looks up at Jessa and glares at her again because she spoke to him. "She is not a freak, you are a freak. You are using magic in a tree."

Eva says, "Your just jealous because you dont have a nice body like mine, you meanie slytherin. I have a nice body and I like to show it."

Eva says, "That will work for swimming clothes. We live in Bournemouth. Well, close to it. I have five brothers and my twin sister who live there with me."

I have a nice body and I like to show it is just another way of saying that you thrive on male attention," Jessa opines in response, though she does pull aside her robe and pose a little for Eva. "I have a nice body too, but I do not show it off to BOYS."

Eva says, "Why?"

John says, "I have a lot of brothers and sisters but I forget how many. They are all farmers."

Jessa says, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."

Astra Rathe looks down at John and scrambles over to another branch but not to get away from Jessa, she's just enjoying climbing around. "It's a big lake. With a squid and merpeople and everything! But Scotland isn't Wales and I miss home." Looking to Jessa she sighs, "You're so good at charms."

John says, "Jessa she is not showing off, she wants to come swimming. Everyone wears a swimsuit to swimming. Astra, are you coming tomorrow?"

Astra says, "I can't swim very well and I don't have anything I can swim in. I can make a fishing rod and then maybe if we catch anything we can have fish, but we'll have to put it back if we catch merpeople or something like that. I don't think they'd make good eating."

Eva says, "I don't think so either."

Eva says, "Jessa you should just mind your own business. I like looking the way I do and boys like me better than you so you're missing out."

I know," Jessa tells Astra, looking her over and affecting a small smile. It is a very affectionate smile, perhaps even romantic, and she purses her lips a little as she looks at the other girl, a hint of longing in her sea-green eyes. This is the first time she has ever been in love. All thoughts of swimsuits and slutty pregnant Ravenclaw girls are completely gone from her mind and all she can think of is the fact that Slytherin girls are cute automatically even if they aren't all that cute or you're not interested in girls

Astra Rathe pondres over what Jessa said and bites her lip before piping up, "Do you show it off to girls then? Arnauld says some boys like boys and some girls like girls and some girls kiss boys and girls and some boys kiss boys and girls. It all seems kind of confusing and I don't know why anyone would want to, but I know they do. I've seen it."

John Winters agrees with Astra because he would not want to eat a merperson, they might poison him because they are magic. "I would like to go fising too. We will have fun, but I hope we don't catch a squid. I want to see the squid from a boat."

Eva Wexler is not pregnant!

John says, "Eww that's gross. Why would you want to do that Jessa?"

Eva says, "I like kissing boys."

Jessa says, "I want to kiss Astra."

Jessa Luna blushes FURIOUSLY because she did not mean to say that out loud.

John says, "That is so gross I would never kiss a boy, only girls."

Jessa Luna covers up her faux pas by saying, "That is why you will get pregnant, Eva. John will get you pregnant."

Astra Rathe shrugs and just continuing to talk because she doesn't know better. "Arnauld says it's normal so I guess it is. He likes everyone and he kisses lots of people." Looking at Jessa when she says that the girl goes ashen and shakes her head. "I'm sorry Jessa. I don't want to kiss anyone yet. I don't even have curves or stuff." "Besides," here she rolls her eyes, "if Thomas D'arcy found out he'd yell at me for /days and days/ because he thinks I belong to him or something stupid even though he's muggleborn."

Astra Rathe knows better than to say mudblood now.

John Winters glares at Jessa again and doesn't want her to come to the lake with them. "I don't think we should invite Slytherins Eva. Except Astra so she can go fishing."

Eva says, "OK, that sounds good. Jessa can't come because she wants to kiss girls instead of boys."

Astra says, "There are good Slytherin! Ruth Cohen is good and she dates a Gryffindor."

John says, "Astra I said you could come!"

Eva says, "It's okay, astra, you can come"

Astra Rathe looks between Eva and John. "But Arnauld *says* it's okay to kiss anyone you want. He has all sorts of books with naked people in them and stuff. He says we shouldn't be ashamed of our bodies, but I don't get most of it."

John Winters just doesn't want Jessa there because she is weird.

Eva says, "That sounds like he's trying to get you to do wierd things."

Astra says, "Jessa should be able to come even if she does want to kiss girls. That's like saying Thomas couldn't come because his parents are muggles."

John says, "Also she's evil and uses magic."

Jessa Luna starts to cry a little bit because she is heartbroken and left out, so she stomps her foot and points her wand at John and yells out a spell that makes his body go all stiff.

Astra says, "Arnauld wouldn't do anything to me. He's sweet and he takes care of me better than my own parents!"

Eva says, "I bet he wants to,though."

Eva says, "We all use magic, John. duh."

Astra says, "Nuh uh. He likes girls with curvy bits."

John Winters is all stiff and starts sobbing because Jessa used a spell on him and now he wont go to heaven and he will die.

Astra says, "And I don't have any and I'm not very pretty like you and Jess anyway."

Jessa says, "My name is Jessa not Jess."

Astra says, "I'm sorry, I meant to type Jessa."

Astra says, "That was meant to be OOC. >

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8Sep/090

Ashwinder Eggs

(OOC: actual 1912-13 school year; unfortunately unfinished.)

,-[ Hogwarts - Potions Classroom (Dungeon) ]----------------------------------.

It is something of a stressed out Poppy Puddleton that is seated at the front of the class. Indeed, one of the potions desks has apparently been shrunk, as have the pile of satchels that lie in one corner of the room. "Morning, all." she greets wearily, clearing away a few spillages before the class proper begins.

Carrying cauldron and supplies into the room, Maidhc Boru looks a bit upset currently as he deposits his materials at a seat and takes his seat and sighs,"Dia dhuit Ollamh Puddleton." His normally cheerful voice drips with depression now.

Heaving a new cauldron behind her, Hestia Davies bounces into the Potions classroom. "Morning Professor!" Then she stops...a shrunken desk? Even Hesti had never managed to damage school property with her Potions...though she had grown a foot on her own head once. "Rough class earlier Professor? Need any help cleaning it up?"

Showing up, not last for once but certainly not first, either, Daniel Johnson swings into the classroom, his stride certain and a smile on his face. Talk about a complete turn around from his previous years of skulking and fear of failure. No, he cannot compete with Kieran in areas of intellect, but then he is not here for that. "Good Morning Professor." Dan calls cheerily as he takes a seat at a table, putting his cauldron down along with the rest of his items. The summer has seen him go through a great deal of change, especially since he was pulled out just before Spring Break last year due to illness.

Aha. Yes. I suppose I shouldn't have tried fresh firsties on shrinking potions." Poppy Puddleton looks slightly disappointed that her 'make potions fun' experiment went so awry. "Ah well. Not to worry. You people won't give me any trouble, eh?" she bravely asserts to Hestia, twitching a smile at Daniel as he enters. "You've returned to us I see, Mr Johnson. Feeling better, I hope?"

Melissa Talison sticks her head into the classroom, and after a moment, the rest of her follows through the doorway. Her arms are wrapped around a cauldron, robes drag not quite far enough on the ground to trip her up this year, and her bag hangs from her shoulder. Scurrying to a seat, cauldron and bag are both set down, the first with more care than the latter as she takes the opportunity to look around.

Daniel!" Spinning around, the young Gryffindor quickly crosses the room and reaches out to clap the boy on the back. "Oh, I'm /so/ glad to see you back Daniel!" She slides into a seat near the boy, grinning from ear to ear now. Hestia Davies turns to the teacher, "Oh no Professor, I assure you, my days of blowing up Cauldrons are quite over. I haven't done that in months." A bright wave to the Slytherin girl as she comes in, "Hi 'Lis!"

Looking as calm as indifferent as ever, Kieran MacNessa enters into the classroom looking a bit perturbed at Maidhc but other than that he takes a seat, "I do not make problems Ollamh Puddelton." He's such a dull guy today isn't he.

Dashing a hand through his hair, Dan summons one of his carelessly easy smiles for the Professor; an odd Slytherin indeed for he fair thrives on social interactions. "Quite better thank you ma'am. It's good to be back." Good to be back? Daniel Johnson's lost the sickly look too, although he's still thin, it's wiry now rather than frail. Hestia receives a wide and warm grin, "Hey, you can't get rid of me so very easily. I'm as annoying as the wind." "Not likely to go away again either. Home life's fairly good for once." Checking over his notes, books and other belongings he opens his text briefly to skim it, before the start of class and closes it again. Classes are something he's not only keeping on top of, but also understanding and actually enjoying.

A large wave, along with a grin, is the Slytherin girl's response to Hestia. "'Lo!" Daniel is given a similar grin, in turn, as Melissa Talison uses the hand that had been raised to wave to now fool with her hair instead. "Daniel!"

Happy people? Maidhc Boru looks at the Professor and just shrugs a little, as if uncomfortable in his skin rather than a stretching exercise. Turquoise eyes flicker about and then the second year Gryffindor sighs softly. If he noticed the dirty look he got from his cousin, he makes no visible sign to it."Do I ever cause trouble in class Ollamh?" Note the in class. He makes no mention of all the trouble he has caused with the ganglets.

And what shall we brew today, hmmm?" The Potions Mistress muses, her plump form making it's way over to the large sink in the corner as she washes away the last remnants of shrinking potion from one leftover cauldron. "I thought we might try something a little bit controversial this term. We won't be making it today, but we will be searching for the ingredients! And doubtless some of you will find it useful." She waves a blood red cordial at the little class. "Love potions!" Poppy Puddleton announces dramatically.

A sort of frown touching his face, John Winters steps into the room with a bulky bag dangling from his arm. While he has, for once, shown up without being escorted, the boy is not happy to be here. Potions is not the worst class, though, and the boy makes his way to a seat toward the back, sitting down silently just as the day's work is announced.

Melissa!" "Kieran!" Gods, now he knows why he begged his newest of guardians to return to school. Friends. They're warming to be around, much better than those adults that prowl about the castle that Daniel Johnson's father inhabits. The cry given to each is full of delight, eyes growing wider as he sees each of them. "Come! Sit over here!" He waves to each of them and gestures to the table he sits at with Hestia. "It's been simply *forever*." "Kieran, can you believe it? I can read now! Not just sort of read." He actually admits to his earlier troubles with ease now. As the teacher speaks up he falls quiet and listens, a wicked grin trickling over his lips. Ooh. Love potions! This is going to be fun.

Hestia Davies's smile fades a little as she watches Kieran come into the room. He just didn't seem to smile as much anymore. Surely it wasn't just Mikey being in the room that had him so down seeming? She peers at Kieran long enough to flash him a warm smile, then turns her attention back to the Professor. Quickly checking that she has a quill and scroll handy she settles them on her desk as the Professor speaks. For a moment she doesn't hear the Professor's proclimation. Then her head snaps up and she stares, did she just say Love Potions?

Melissa Talison glances once at the teacher, then grabs both cauldron and bag, 'sneaking' over toward Daniel and Hestia, where she sits down once more. Smile is given to those two before she turns to offer an innocent one to the teacher. While blinking; love potions? This has to be good.

Hearing the words love potion, Maidhc Boru wrinkles his nose slightly. What on /earth/ does he need with a love potion? Girls have cooties. Except Meiaki but she doesn't really count as a girl. His eyes flicker about catching sight of Kieran and his 'friend' Hestia. Oh bother both of them.

Those of you who read might know the most important ingredient of a love potion, and why it is so difficult to find?" Poppy Puddleton looks hopeful that one or two students might have opened their textbooks over the summer. She returns to the centre of the room. "We will be gathering this ingredient today, and then next week we will make up the potions, as I mentioned."

Aren't there several varieties of Love Potions?" Kieran MacNessa asks as the Professor speaks again, flashing a smile to both Daniel and Hestia. Lately he's not had that much cause to smile. Not to mention his cousin being in the same class, does nothing to improve his mood any.

Not knowing Maidhc, Daniel Johnson doesn't think much of the boy one way or another although the glances shot around are noted silently. He'll have to ask later. Love potions. That sounds familiar, but there's been so much to stuff into his brain over the months, keeping the various things straight is difficult at best. Instead of raising his hand, Dan just lets the others speak up, taking up his quill and ready to take notes.

John Winters's frown deepens, but only the tiniest bit, as the child stares ahead and somewhat downward in thought. Why would he -ever- want to make a love potion.. pure evil, that's what it is. But his cousin says he has to, and now that he's stuck here.. well. -Maybe- it can't hurt to know how, and if they'll only be getting the ingredients today.. Yes, he'll listen. Head is tilted upward again, to watch the Professor.

Hestia Davies sighs. Kieran's smile just seemed...a bit off. Hearing the Professor mention reading, Hestia grins. All summer, it was all she had to do that was the least bit interesting, stuck inside that House of Candy Floss. Love Potions? She didn't remember reading about love potions...and why would she? But the books on herbology mentioned one or two ingredients. She raises her hand slowly, not quite sure of the answer.

Correct, Mr MacNessa. This ingredient is one they all have in common." Eyes twinkling, Poppy Puddleton's brown eyes dance over the assembled students. "Anyone? Ah.. Miss Davies. Enlighten us." The potions teacher beams, face wrinkling.

Taking a deep breath Hestia Davies rises to her feet. "Well...I admit I haven't read much about...Love Potions." Blushing a bit as she mentions the object of today's class, "I have read a lot of Herbology books over the summer and is the answer Mistletoe? Because Mistletoe can be very difficult to harvest, if you want to use it for more than a doorway decoration. It has to be done precicely, and only some of the leaves are actually useful...and you must get the berries with the stem, then separate them later..."

No sooner is mistletoe mentioned than Kieran MacNessa's hand is in the air. Ok. So he's always got /some/ kind of question to ask in a class. His eyes flicker to Hestia and he does try and smile properly. He just isn't used to smiling a whole lot.

Melissa Talison remains silent for the moment, saving her voice for her own questions instead of guessing answers that she doesn't know. Hands are kept down in front of her, and Lissa peers over her cauldron to the front of the room, intent on memorizing today's lesson. Not that she has a use for love potions herself, right now, but feeding them to random people could become rather amusing. If she finds a lack of other entertainment, that is.

Good try, but wrong. The answer are the eggs of the Ashwinder. The Ashwinder is a snake which makes it's home in magical fires. When the fire is burned to ashes.. it escapes and leaves it's eggs in a dark and secluded place. The eggs must be stored and frozen within a week if they are to be any use to us as ingredients, or they will almost certainly burn down the house they are laid in. Now it just so happens that an Ashwinder has been spotted slithering up to the Att--" Poppy Puddleton breaks off. "What is it, Mr Macnessa?"

Not Mistletoe? Bother and all. Of course Hestia Davies always thinks plant ingredients are the most important of any potion, doesn't she? Ashwinder Eggs then. Still...it's a snake...and Hestia Davies rather likes snakes. And crawling about dark places could be a spot of fun as well. A lot more fun than just taking notes in class, so all in all, the girl is stillg grinning as she takes her seat.

Usually so docile in class, Daniel Johnson scribbles down what he hears. It's odd; at least as he thinks about it how some things just cow him. He's had great and grand, terrifying and yet extraordinary adventures but when Hestia and Kieran both raise their hands, even if he should want to, he does not. The Ashwinder, a snake, has been seen crawling just where exactly, the attic? He's ready, Dan just about jumps from his seat, his fingers twitching over the parchment. It's always been hard to remain still and passively listening, exploring and hands on learning; this is how the boy learns best.

Not Mistletoe? Bother and all. Of course Hestia Davies always thinks plant ingredients are the most important of any potion, doesn't she? Ashwinder Eggs then. Still...it's a snake...and Hestia Davies rather likes snakes. And crawling about dark places could be a spot of fun as well. A lot more fun than just taking notes in class, so all in all, the girl is stillg grinning as she takes her seat. (repose)

Isn't mistletoe used in some of the more virulent poisons?" Kieran MacNessa asks softly, his eyes flickering slightly. See what happens when people introduce concepts in class around him? He does try keep them down this time.

Melissa Talison perks up slightly. As if she was not already cheerful enough. Snakes? Attic? Let's go! The child is ready to jump from her seat at a word, though for now she remains not-so-firmly planted in it, (im)patiently listening.

Sometimes." Poppy Puddleton's reply is clipped. "Now, each of you should find in front of you a small freezing potion. If you find the eggs; you'll want to drop them in there just as soon as you like, alright?" Standing, she motions for everyone to leave there books and follow. "We'll be going to the attic, and I expect everyone to get down on their knees and hunt! It could be anywhere."

John Winters sighs, soft enough to be only to himself. Egg hunting, for -snake- eggs no less. He reaches for the freezing potion and clasps it tightly in one hand, rising from his seat.

With a warm smile to Kieran, for following up on her plant-related answer, Hestia Davies jumps up from her seat. Taking the freezing potion she pops it into a pocket, her smile widening to a grin. Hands and knees? Not a problem for this girl. Dreadfully fun, this would be. She hopes they found the snake and all, and silently wonders if an Ashwinder would make a good pet?

This does seem to cause a bit of a smile to form on Maidhc Boru's lips, which until this moment had naught but a frown. This type of thing could be quite a bit of fun. Finger curl around the freezing potion and is held almost delicately, a wicked smile forming on his lips as he glances at Kieran. Oh. The possibilities.

Getting dirty? Well Kieran MacNessa is not exactly opposed to the idea. While he's not as fond of such things as say Hestia or Maidhc, he will not complain. Plus it means something to keep himself busy. Taking the freezing potion and slipping it into his pocket,"I guess it is time to get to work."

Bounding out of her seat, Melissa Talison grabs for the potion, almost knocking it aside instead of grasping it. Somehow it comes up in her hand, though, and the girl /does/ pay a bit more attention to what she is doing as she holds it, to prevent any other would-be mishaps.

Slipping around her desk Hestia Davies moves to Kieran's side, touching him gently on the arm. "Come on Kier. You, and me and Lissa can search together for eggs," another warm smile shadows searching eyes. "Who knows...we might get lucky and find the snake too. Imagine, a snake that can make a Magical Fire. Quite useful, that." As long as it didn't eat Nipping Narsiums. Hestia Davies won't risk Nosfer, now that the rose had grown so big and healthy.

Brushing past Kieran with a look of annoyance, Maidhc Boru's eyes are more sad than anything as he walks rather calmly out of the room. His robes rustling slightly as the small second year heads out of the room with a sigh. None of his friends are currently about. Oh well. He'll just have to hunt by himself.

Sighing slightly at Maidhc, Kieran MacNessa gives Hestia a weak smile as his cousin leaves."He's a bit upset." He says softly and probably for the same reason Kieran MacNessa is too.

I see that. I didn't mean to exclude him." Truly, she had just meant to cheer Kieran, and Maidhc hadn't really registered. Looking back at Melissa with a slight frown, green eyes puzzled, she turns back to Kieran. "Come on...it's a long walk up to the Attics. You can tell us what's bothering you as we walk." Hestia Davies sighs quietly, "I know something is Kier."

Samething as is bothering Maidhc. It is a little complicated. It is connected to his nephew though." Kieran MacNessa says sighing softly,"Let's get a move on it or we'll never make it before she wants the eggs found." Good excuse to try and avoid talking about it, no?

Melissa Talison shrugs at Hestia as she looks back, having little idea what is going on. Just waiting for Hestia, and Kieran too, it seems. The girl steps up to join the two Gryffindors, patting her pocket with the potion inside.

It wasn't just bothering Maidhc either, from the looks of things. Funny, how both boys, as much as they disliked each other, had the same reaction to trouble. While Hestia Davies's reaction to her own problems was to become even more cheerful than usual. "All right then," she whispers, but she's not going to let this drop. "Come on 'Liss. Let's get the eggs then. I wonder what would happen if someone accidently dropped a Love Potion into the stew?"

Melissa Talison peers at her companions, brightening again at Hestia's question. "There's only one way to find out, of course.." Eyes light up as well, at the idea of the commotion that could cause. Of course she has to add, "Do you think we'll find the snake, as well?"

Let's get a move on it. Whatever you do, don't mention that idea around Maidhc. He might actually get the ganglets to /do/ it!" Kieran MacNessa says groaning slightly and laughing for real."Time is a wasting!" With that the short Third year strides from the room. He's a bit overly serious so often, a character flaw one might say."I do hope not. I'd like not to be turned to cinders."

Hestia Davies grins at Melissa. Right. If /anyone/ did it, she didn't want it to be the Ganglets. Hesti wanted that accomplishment for herself and her own friends. As long, of course, as she didn't get caught. "All right Kier...all right. Let's get down to buisness." Following him out the door she whispers to Melissa, "I /do/ hope. It's magical fire, isn't it? Who says it would burn us to cinders?"

Melissa Talison starts for the door, following the Gryffindors out. "Yes.. Bet it wouldn't, and I'd like to see it," she whispers back to Hestia, smiling. "Think one can be tamed?"

,-[ Hogwarts - The Attic: Small Landing ]-------------------------------------.

Well...if you were a snake, where would you most likey sprout that Magical Fire?" Someplace cramped and dark most likely. Hestia Davies points toward the south, "Maybe that way? Of course up here...every place likely has dark and dank places." And she hoped they wouldn't have to go searching about in the cockroach den...because even Hesti hated that room!

Filed under: 1912, academics No Comments
8Sep/090

OMG Twink Scene!

(OOC: 1912 flashback scene.... twink style!)

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Jessa Luna hovers into the courtyard with her wand pointed at her feet humming a song to herself

The beautiful Eva Wexler strides confidently into the courtyard with a pack of boys following after her, although she isn't paying attention to any of htem. :)

Astra Rathe walks in, her hood over her head as per usual and aping her elderes who are far better at being spooky. SHe'd be mocked and be called the littlest Nightgaunt if JRR had written his books, but he hasn't so yeah.

John Winters rides in on his completely non-magical horse that he smuggled here in his bag to protect him from EViL

Astra Rathe thinks or whatever it is. Because I'm gone. Ring Wraith.

Astra Rathe is so here.

Astra says, "OMG! A horsey!"

Eva Wexler is really beautiful and thinks John should be fawning all over her. "HI!"

Hi Eva" Jessa said amicably looking at Eva. However secretly she was thinking Eva is a SLUT.

Astra says, "My dad has better horses. He breeds warhorses. *she says with a raspy whisper that is totally affected and crap*"

Eva says, "HI JESSA" Eva thinks but she doesn't like Jessa. She thinks Jessa is an Evil Slytherine."

I am not an evil Slytherine.

Eva says, "What's wrong with your voice?"

thinks Jessa.

Eva says, "Are you an evil tangerine?"

Eva says, "I don't like tangerines."

Astra says, "You're a tangerine."

Jessa says, "Who are you going to the DANCE with, Eva?"

Jessa says, "Is it all the boys?"

Eva says, "I think JOHN, if he asks me. Ask me, JOhn!"

Eva says, "NO, they're mean."

John says, "My horse is the best in the world."

Astra Rathe sticks out her tongue from under the shadows of her hood so her emo 11 year old self can't be seen.

Eva Wexler thinks Astra is kind of weird.

John Winters makes everyone fall in love with his horseman ship skil.

Jessa says, "Nox!"

Astra Rathe falls in love with the horse by mistake.

Eva says, "Lumos!"

Jessa Luna falls to the ground and stops hovering.

Astra says, "Avada Kedavra!"

Jessa Luna dies

Eva says, "I'm telling!"

Astra Rathe suddenly has swirling red eyes!

Astra Rathe flies away.

Astra says, "BWAHAHAHAHA."

Eva says, "OMG, how cool! My eyes are as GREEN as EMERALDs. ARen't they pretty???"

Jessa Luna is dead

Astra Rathe comes back and revives Jessa because she totally didn't mean to kill her and stuff.

Eva says, "And all these boys are in love with me but I don't love them. THey just think I'm so beautiful and gorgeous."

Jessa says, "You're nice Astra"

Astra says, "We can be best friends!"

Jessa says, "Shut up RAVENslut."

John Winters's horse grows 3 sizes though it not magic and he hides begind it from spels and stuff

Eva says, "Hey, you're mean! I'm not a slut!"

Jessa Luna high-fives her new best friends. "Let's hex the Ravenslut."

Eva says, "I'm a virgin!"

Jessa says, "A virgin wore."

Eva Wexler just likes to wear only corsets.

Astra Rathe thinks John Winters will grow up to be Jonathan Winters and sing songs with the Muppets. Even though they aren't around yet.

Eva says, "Am not!"

Jessa says, "Whore"

Eva says, "You're a whore, whore."

Astra says, "I can be a virgin whore if I want!"

Jessa says, "You're a whorier whore. Whore."

Eva says, "You're the whoriest!!!"

John says, "I don't even like muppets whut are u saying to ME!!!?"

Astra says, "I'm too ugly to get any boys to like me."

Jessa says, "Yeah well!!!!!!"

Jessa Luna likes you Astra.

Astra says, "I have an idea that you'll all love!"

Jessa Luna is a lexbiann.

Astra says, "Let's go to the Hogs Head!"

Astra says, "With the Horse!"

Jessa says, "Okay!"

Eva says, "IT's becuase they're all in love with me, I'm sorri."

Astra says, "Yay!"

Astra says, "Come on Eva, you can come too!"

Eva says, "Okay!"

Astra Rathe giggles and runs to the Hog's Head.

Jessa says, "Only if she doesn't bring all the boys"

Jessa says, "hey lets ts astra"

John says, "let's go."

Astra says, "They can get drunk."

Jessa says, "lets ts all night long"

Eva says, "I don't want to ts with you your mean"

Astra Rathe walks out.

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Eva says, "Wow, the hogs head its so cool in here"

John says, "omg we are in hogsmeade"

Astra says, "We are like so kewl."

Astra says, "And no one notices us!"

Jessa Luna gets real drunk on firewhiskey

Astra Rathe dances on the bar because that would be /totally/ ic.

Jessa Luna takes off astra's clothes and has teh sechs with her

John Winters feeds his horse beer and gets it drunks.

Eva Wexler giggles at Johns horse. "It is drunk! Funnie!"

Eva Wexler is beautiful, in case u forgot.

Astra Rathe eyes Jessa. "Nuuu Father wanted me to save myself for my husband. He's like 20 years older than me and I don't want to marry him."

John Winters is in luv wit eva

Jessa says, "Sorry you can't so no"

Eva says, "Yay!"

Jessa says, "I already did it"

Astra Rathe cries.

John says, "but U are eviL"

Astra Rathe gets drunk.

Eva says, "Evill?????????"

Astra says, "I thought we were friends! Now Mordred won't try to rape me so I guess that's good!"

Jessa Luna saved you from Mordred yay

Astra says, "YAY!"

Eva says, "ew rape is bad and gros"

Jessa Luna refuses to rape Eva

Astra says, "I'm a wanton slut at 11!"

Eva says, "Your mean jessa"

Astra Rathe will rape eva now and drunk too!

Eva Wexler wouldn't like Jessa anyway.

Jessa says, "Why am I mean??????"

Eva says, "Yay!"

Astra says, "Let's get David Porter!"

Eva says, "u just are"

Astra says, "He can have the horse."

Eva says, "but wont we get in trouble?"

(OOC) Danielle Baker: OMG EVA WHY DO YOU HATE ME

Eva says, "Haha!"

John says, "all u is evil and magik. eva luv me don't be magik we can rids my hors."

(OOC) Eva Fallon: I JUST DO OKAY?!?!?!

Astra says, "No as long as he has sexors he won't hate us."

(OOC) Danielle Baker: YOU SAID YOU HATED MY CHARACTER WHY DO YOU HATE HER

(OOC) Danielle Baker: SHE IS HOT

Eva says, "MAgic is not evil11!"

(OOC) Danielle Baker: AND FRIENDLY

Astra says, "John has a whore?"

(OOC) Danielle Baker: AND EVERYONE LIKES HER

(OOC) Eva Fallon: OMG WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!!

(OOC) Eva Fallon: AND SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT ME???

John says, "I AM NOT A HORE!!!?!!?!.1"

Astra says, "OMG JOHN HAS A MAGJICKAL WHORE!"

(OOC) Danielle Baker: OMG THAT IS ROLPLAYING EVA

(OOC) Eva Fallon: YOU SAID IT FIRST!!!1

(OOC) Danielle Baker: I R PLAYING A ROLE

(OOC) Danielle Baker: IT IS OTHING PERSOSNAL

(OOC) Astra Rathe: OMG PEEPLE I WANT TS!

Jessa Luna tses astra

Eva says, "I like horses but magic is not evil, ur evil for saying it is."

Astra Rathe has hawt T$.

Eva says, "But im a virgin."

Astra says, "sexors is evil."

John says, "ur evil for saying i'm wrong, I am so smart"

Eva says, "Nuh uh, im smarter cuz im rabenclaw."

Jessa Luna is also a virgin

Eva says, "and ravens are smart, duh"

Astra says, "John is evil for having sexors so the magik down'snt matter nemore."

(OOC) Brandon Geroff: i did not you dont no about me!

Eva Wexler shusn john and becomes best friends with Jessa.

Astra says, "My mum was a ravenclaw. I have a tragick past. This is why I hade under my cloaked hood and speak in a fake whisper."

Astra says, "I iz sad."

Jessa Luna is best friends with eva and astra

Eva says, "Why so tragic???"

John says, "My sister is a teacher an dshe will KILL U!"

Eva says, "U shoul be happy, boys like happy.;"

Jessa says, "Mordred did naughty things to hr"

Eva says, "Ew!"

Jessa says, "Because Mordred is naughty"

And suddenly GRINDELWALD WALKS IN.

Eva says, "OMG I THOUGHT HE WUZ DEAD."

Jessa says, "Avada Kedavra Grindelwald!"

Eva says, "And curcio1"

Astra says, "My dad beats me up because he don want me to be crazy like my brother. Next year mom will leave us. Then I will get dragged into helping Quorvalitians and be forced into crap I don wanna do cuz the admin maked me. Then the admin allt will want to rapes me but not anymore because Jessa save me from that but Artemius Darkblood will still torture me. Then the Malumaximi will attack Hogwarts...and that doesn't count the other Dark wizards I saw attack Hogwarts either."

Grindelwald dies

Astra says, "Oooh."

Astra says, "YAY!"

Astra says, "Now David Porter can't beat up Grindelwald!"

John Winters stares at Grindy with Ebil eyes and makes him scared

Eva says, "Oh, I just want to be with lots of boys and have ltos fo kids someday. and candy, i like candy."

John Winters even though he is ded

Eva says, "Do you like cndy? its god"

Jessa says, "one day I will disappear"

Jessa says, "but I will be replaced by a cranky old man"

John says, "i want some candi"

Eva says, "Oh, jon is scarey!"

Jessa says, "and also a very angry girl"

Astra says, "I can't have nun cuz it makes my hyper. Father says I get drunk on it."

Astra Rathe has a tradgick life.

Eva says, "ill give us um anyway"

John says, "u shuld get drunk with my an my hors it is awsom"

Eva says, "How many hors do you have?"

John says, "213308765"

John says, "and a baby"

Eva says, "OMG!!!!!1"

Astra Rathe sings the Headmaster song. "Little boy. Little Girl. Don't worry...I'm here for /you/." *shimmies in David Porter fashion*

Eva says, "EWWWWWW"

Jessa Luna tses with david porter

Astra says, "It's for David Porther. Thomaas D'arcy told me that David had sex with his niece Nell."

Eva says, "i want to have a baby. i thnk im old enuff now."

Astra says, "And then he had sex with a bunch of teachers."

Eva says, "ew!"

Astra says, "I don't want babies but I gotta have 'em."

John says, "eva u shuld have david baby"

Astra says, "It makes me sad."

Jessa Luna is pregnant.

Jessa says, "Did I not mention that?"

Eva says, "ew no i don't want one!"

Eva says, "omg u are?"

Eva says, "is it a girl or a boy???"

Jessa says, "YES! It was a boy dummie"

Astra says, "OMG Is it triplets?"

Jessa says, "You cannot get pregnant witha girl."

Eva says, "omg"

John says, "i want 1 will u be my frend?"

Eva says, "ok!"

Eva says, "I WANT BOYS AND GIRLS OBTH ALOT"

Astra says, "I want to be scandalous and drunk with lots of sex but I grow up to be insane because of Lucas Geronicus. I get twins though and they are PERFECT!"

John Winters IS GIVE EVA BAby in hodshead

Eva says, "YAY!"

Astra says, "And everyone gets babies and sex and becomes absolutely perfect!"

Eva says, "Yayayayay!"

Eva says, "The end!"

John Winters is perfect!!!

Jessa says, "Yay!"

Astra says, "THE END!"

Eva says, "Good sene guz!"

Astra says, "That was so gud."

John says, "that was kul thanx"